Post by Whitedwarf on Oct 14, 2006 15:13:36 GMT -5
Klone: Interview with the Shapeshifter
Tiziano Caliendo meets famed model Klone in New York, discusses about his terrific career, his origin planet and many other mind-blowing issues!
T.C: Hi Klone!
K: Hi man! Big time here.
T.C: Will you change in some gianteous snail, now that weather is fu*ed up and rain is starting to fall again?
K: Dude, don’t worry… I don’t even know what is a "snail".
T.C: (laughs) You miss nothing. Do you usually complain about the lack of any factual need to recur to your changing ability, now that Sagar is saved and your career as model for VERSACE is sizable?
K: Oh dude, it’s over now. My ability never was that much needed, even back in the ol’ good days of fighting. Blackstar did basically everything.
T.C: I met John few years ago for a convention in Los Angeles… he spent just a week on Earth, then flew away again.
K. John?
T.C: Klone, John is Blackstar.
K: Really? I always assumed his birth-name was just that: Blackstar.
T.C: Nevermind. Now he’s on Sagar again. Okay... so you change.
K: Everyone changes (laughs). Jokes apart, it is called 'biokinesis'. I do not simply shapeshift… my D.N.A. also recombines. I mimic all the faculties owned by the beast I turn into.
T.C: That’s quite cool. I used to think it was just pyrotechnics.
K: No man. Can spin a web, if only I would! (laughs)
T.C: Was your introduction to our society traumatic in some way? You have shortened your hair. Was you forced to do it?
K: I didn't come up with the idea. Rolling Stones Magazine proposed it to me, quite a time ago, when I first approached Earth. I wasn’t even a model, at that point. I’ve just migrated to the planet where my fellow came from. Ironic, isn’t it?
T.C: Yeah! The cover on Rolling Stones. Legendary stuff.
K: I'm still alive... don't say that! (laughs)
T.C: Katana brought you here. Are you still in touch with her?
K: No more.
T.C: What’s about your relationship?
K: We were close friends. A lot of bull sh*t was said about our relationship. She was depressed because Blackstar had married Mara and wasn’t interested in Earth anymore. Since we defeated Overlord, Blackstar has become full of himself. I think that’s the effect the Powerstar does on terrean minds. Now he's raising his son with that same attitude. "Do-it-by-yourself and never care about what people will think, say or even feel."
T.C: So, now you hate John.
K: No. I’m just… disillusioned about him. But I'm moving on, boy. Never care anymore.
T.C: Katana?
K: Don’t know. She’s far from Earth, heading towards Alpha Centauri on her crazy ship. Terreans are funny when they have to deal with pain.
T.C: What’s about Sagarese people? Do you react to life and adversities in a different way from ours?
K: Yep. Sagarese people are happy-go-lucky (laughs). They laugh, and everything is up again. I never had that attitude, frankly. Never will.
T.C: Are you a Trobbit, isn’it?
K: Oh dude. I was affiliated to them. I’m more an elfish guy with the shapeshifting sh*t thrown in the middle. Trobbits are rubbish! (laughs) Just joking. They are cool. Blackstar ruined them from day one. He even teached them some english.
T.C: (smiles) Are you happy to ‘have-gone-terrean’?
K: Yeah. Now I’m someone. I’m rich, popular, and got a new haircut! (laughs). I've even enjoyed Internet and all that funky stuff! Dozens of fansites devoted to me pop-up every day. I’m amazed. Someone refers to me as the “most successful model of all the times”.
T.C: Yeah, we never met such a talented alien before! Christ, now that I think about it, we never had met an alien before you. (laughs)
K: What’s about your president, then? (laughs)
T.C: (laughs) Who knows. Maybe we're safe. After all, you must be the only shapeshifter in the multi-universe…
K: Dude, I’m unique. DOLCE & GABBANA also said that!
(laughs)
TO BE CONTINUED.
Tiziano Caliendo meets famed model Klone in New York, discusses about his terrific career, his origin planet and many other mind-blowing issues!
T.C: Hi Klone!
K: Hi man! Big time here.
T.C: Will you change in some gianteous snail, now that weather is fu*ed up and rain is starting to fall again?
K: Dude, don’t worry… I don’t even know what is a "snail".
T.C: (laughs) You miss nothing. Do you usually complain about the lack of any factual need to recur to your changing ability, now that Sagar is saved and your career as model for VERSACE is sizable?
K: Oh dude, it’s over now. My ability never was that much needed, even back in the ol’ good days of fighting. Blackstar did basically everything.
T.C: I met John few years ago for a convention in Los Angeles… he spent just a week on Earth, then flew away again.
K. John?
T.C: Klone, John is Blackstar.
K: Really? I always assumed his birth-name was just that: Blackstar.
T.C: Nevermind. Now he’s on Sagar again. Okay... so you change.
K: Everyone changes (laughs). Jokes apart, it is called 'biokinesis'. I do not simply shapeshift… my D.N.A. also recombines. I mimic all the faculties owned by the beast I turn into.
T.C: That’s quite cool. I used to think it was just pyrotechnics.
K: No man. Can spin a web, if only I would! (laughs)
T.C: Was your introduction to our society traumatic in some way? You have shortened your hair. Was you forced to do it?
K: I didn't come up with the idea. Rolling Stones Magazine proposed it to me, quite a time ago, when I first approached Earth. I wasn’t even a model, at that point. I’ve just migrated to the planet where my fellow came from. Ironic, isn’t it?
T.C: Yeah! The cover on Rolling Stones. Legendary stuff.
K: I'm still alive... don't say that! (laughs)
T.C: Katana brought you here. Are you still in touch with her?
K: No more.
T.C: What’s about your relationship?
K: We were close friends. A lot of bull sh*t was said about our relationship. She was depressed because Blackstar had married Mara and wasn’t interested in Earth anymore. Since we defeated Overlord, Blackstar has become full of himself. I think that’s the effect the Powerstar does on terrean minds. Now he's raising his son with that same attitude. "Do-it-by-yourself and never care about what people will think, say or even feel."
T.C: So, now you hate John.
K: No. I’m just… disillusioned about him. But I'm moving on, boy. Never care anymore.
T.C: Katana?
K: Don’t know. She’s far from Earth, heading towards Alpha Centauri on her crazy ship. Terreans are funny when they have to deal with pain.
T.C: What’s about Sagarese people? Do you react to life and adversities in a different way from ours?
K: Yep. Sagarese people are happy-go-lucky (laughs). They laugh, and everything is up again. I never had that attitude, frankly. Never will.
T.C: Are you a Trobbit, isn’it?
K: Oh dude. I was affiliated to them. I’m more an elfish guy with the shapeshifting sh*t thrown in the middle. Trobbits are rubbish! (laughs) Just joking. They are cool. Blackstar ruined them from day one. He even teached them some english.
T.C: (smiles) Are you happy to ‘have-gone-terrean’?
K: Yeah. Now I’m someone. I’m rich, popular, and got a new haircut! (laughs). I've even enjoyed Internet and all that funky stuff! Dozens of fansites devoted to me pop-up every day. I’m amazed. Someone refers to me as the “most successful model of all the times”.
T.C: Yeah, we never met such a talented alien before! Christ, now that I think about it, we never had met an alien before you. (laughs)
K: What’s about your president, then? (laughs)
T.C: (laughs) Who knows. Maybe we're safe. After all, you must be the only shapeshifter in the multi-universe…
K: Dude, I’m unique. DOLCE & GABBANA also said that!
(laughs)
TO BE CONTINUED.
